Tuesday, May 09, 2006

West Michigan Whitecaps JUMP THE SHARK!

It was bound to happne since they have always walked a fine line but on Sunday, May 7, the West Michigan Whitecaps officially jumped the shark when it was announced it was Dance Day.

So for your consideration I offer up these four photos.


1. Pledging to an eletronic flag.


2. A woman in a rip off of the Iconic I "Heart" N Y Shirt that reads, "I HEART JENISON VOLLEYBALL"



3. New healthier oil for fried food. What is the point of counting fat grams in your fries after 2 huge beers, a hot dog and a melting moment ice cream bar?



4. Underage (and almost entirely white) dancers bumping and grinding to hip hop tunes a bit off the beat. It was as they say on Seinfeld like watching a full body dry heave.

Congrats West Michigan, you knocked it out of the park this time.

(I will still attend because for all its faults, it is still a great place to have a good time with friends.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please tell me I have permission to copy that photo ' I love Jenison '!!!

-Luisa

d said...

It's important that my "Huge Cheese Fries" be cooked in the healthiest of oils.