While yesterday I briefly covered birth control for pigeons (but obviously not for children) and the painting the city's trees green.
But today with Labor Day behind us, it is time to get back to work and delve into the internet which for the GOP is truly a series of tubes...and sometimes big uncut ones, too.
Often I have remarked that the modern cartoonist should just hang it up in light of the comedy found on Craigslist.
One of my favorite bloggers who would never dare publish their passion for this comic activity sent me a highlight of my favorite activity. So without any editing I present the most recent posting from the RNC's St. Paul via my good friend.
A Children’s Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul
The Republican National Convention has brought truckloads of new visitors to the Twin Cities — and with every event getting canceled in honor of the poor black people who didn’t get killed in the hurricane yesterday, veritable dozens of GOP males were left in their swank hotel rooms with nothing to do. Let’s find out what happens when a bunch of closeted, discreet hairless dudes go looking for good clean fun on Craigslist …
Discretion Required - m4mm (Upscale Hotel)
Date: 2008-08-30, 5:19AM CDT
ATTN: discretion is mandatory. must be willing to submit to background check and strip searches. absolutely no recording devices or wireless communication devices allowed. you will be examined and scrutinized by security before you make contact. 50yo Male looking for VERY discrete four-hour party at local hotel involving more than one male with a maximum age of twenty. hairless preferred. food, drinks, and toys will be provided as necessary.
This one gets points off for redundant headline and first sentence. Otherwise A plus for spelling “discreet” correctly.
young guy in town for the convention, looking for a good time - 25 (near Xcel Center)
Date: 2008-09-01, 6:51PM CDT
Hey guys- I’m just getting in town for the convention, looking for fellow convention attendees to fool around and have a good time. No Log Cabin here, nobody knows, so must be discreet. I’m 5′8, 165 lbs, professional guy, looking for similar. We can grab a beer and talk about why Obama sucks and then get it on.
This one would be funny, if it weren’t so obvious that the poster is possibly a God.
Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT
Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!
After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor!
I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.
Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.
ME: 6′4″, 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9″ uncut viking cock YOU: Pig Bottom Republican
And last: in lieu of Laura Bush’s party, busting a nut will do.
Closeted RNC supporter seeking a masc smooth man this afternoon - 48 (downtown mpls hotel)
Date: 2008-09-01, 12:05PM CDT
am conservative, bi and in the closet.. but love a hard younger body for making out and oral action. my stats 5-9″ - in shape, masc , 6″ cut was planning on the IMS party for Laura Bush today but it cancelled. so would like to bust a nut and have some other fun. can trade pix thinking of mid afternoon get together
So after reading his/her email findings, I knew I could not resist any longer. I just had to jump in and find a gem to add to the mix and I did not have to go too far.
I added a twist, I searched for words Obama and RNC. As I many rose to the top of the list, this posting calling for some good old fashioned bi-partisan hard work takes the cake.
Right Wing Asshole Seeks Liberal Euphorian for Obama-gasms - m4w - 47 (Corner Office)
Reply to: pers-773410479@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-28, 1:47PM CDT
Please, don’t tell. Otherwise I’m going to be drummed out of the Grand Old Party for sleeping with the enemy. Our goon squad is coming to Saint Paul in a couple of weeks and I live in fear of being found out. But I can’t help it. I’m attracted to the flirty, sexually liberated, save the trees and hug the earth euphorian type of woman.
Can you blame me? Republican women aren’t the stuff of fantasy. Who wants to doink some dog-faced, humorless and stuffy caviar princess?
Give me a succulent free-range, cage-free breast each and every time.
Republican men age sophisticatedly while our women wilt like rotten fruit on the vine.
You know who you are, and I’ve seen you around town. You’re waving from the bridge tops or marching to save an insignificant animal from extinction. You ride a bike, you know your coffee and sometimes forget your bra. Being “shaved” could mean your pits or legs and your cosmetics are animal-test free.
And dare I dream? Ideally you work as a teacher or are a social worker and you read books of which I’ve never heard.
I’m your polar opposite. Global warming, to me, is nothing but a sweaty female breast and Guantanamo is really a military run Club Med. I guzzle gas, think alternative energy is a crock and am wonderfully hypocritical when I sit in church. Rush is right and Olbermann is wrong and I wish Hillary had never been born.
But I do admire parts of Franken. That man can write mean porn.
If opposites attract, then you’re in for one helluva fuckin’ ride. So instead of muttering “Screw Republicans” or “Fuck Bush” how about putting some action behind those words? Take one for the team and make me curse my political world. Plus, I’m married so your wickedness can be a delicious “Two-fer”.
Power corrupts. Turn the tables. Corrupt me with your power, instead.
“This is our time.”
I can hardly wait to see what Wednesday will bring!
Piece. Word.
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