Coulter Blinks!

Sad news my conservative friends but your offensive forked tongue friend on the far far right is heading south with the other spring breakers this March 16 and will not be stopping by in chilly Grand Rapids.

Ann Coulter, after looking at her schedule, blinked and realized that the Grand Rapids event booked since December 2005 is the same night she is to speak at sunny Florida State University.

But I think we all know the truth. Ann, who hates so much, got wind of the GOP's menu and truth be told despises Bisque as much as liberals!

It is this writer's belief the Kent County GOP also may have blinked.

Over the past few weeks the Grand Rapids Press' readers have discovered their inner Google as they unearthed statements by Ann who encourages patriotic acts of compassionate conservative assassinations and witty language as she omits the word "Arabs" and replaces it with the nation building term "ragheads."

The West has not pissed off the Middle East this much since The Satanic Verses were published.

I seriously doubt our friends in the GOP will be able to get anyone as "entertainingly" offensive as Ann. So in the spirit of bipartisanship I want to help.

Now the logical choice for the GOP would be to bring in a cartoonist with a background of making fun of other races like Ann, but it might be tough since Arab bashing cartoonists are a hot item this spring. (Political Cartoonist is the new black)

But if they want to ensure a fun night and maybe begin to build a bridge rather than blow one up, they should book the Arab Shrine Clowns.

And given the current state of the region who is more fitting than a sad looking downsized clown to entertain the GOP. Pictured here is Willie - the director of the troupe.

So lighten up GOP members, when things are looking down, send in the clowns!




Link: Ann Cancels

Link: Tommy's Original Protest on Ann Coulter

Link: Arab Shrine Clowns



A specal thanks to all who emailed they wanted to be a part of the protest.