Bikini Clad Lad

Here in the midwest we have seen the return of a winter weather cold snap complete with snow fall, but this activity did not dampen Mason City firefighter Steven Cole's spirit as reported Good Friday in numerous TV and Newspapers reports.

It seems this volunteer firefighter is not making enough money at his day job, so he has had to take stuffing flesh colors balloons down his top, donning a blond wig, and filling his gut with Budweisers in the hopes of winning $10,000 in a bikini contest in nearby Dayton, Ohio.

While I have been feeling down over the return of the white stuff, Ohio's cold temps did not dampen his American Idol-like dreams of wearing a Santa Fe inspired colored bikini with designer flip flops. Problem is he decided to practice his runway routine in a city park on his way to the contest.

But Steven Cole crossed the line when he attempted to drive around the park in this get up while under the influence. He should have known better, the "Britney's" of this world all have drivers.

In my humble opinion, he should have been arrested by the Fashion Police even before he headed out the door.

So in the holiday Easter spirit, let's all sing together in honor of fireman, Steven Cole....

" 'tis The Season To Be Julie,
Fa La La La La, La La La La... "

Postcards with fashion advice should be sent to
City of Mason Fire Department
6000 Mason-Montgomery Rd.
Mason, Ohio 45040

News Link: Bikini Clad Lad
or
City of Mason Fire Department Website (NOW with MUSIC!)

WRITER'S NOTE: I am not making light of drinking and driving. One of the main purposes of my blog is to drive home interesting points by employing humor and satire. I sincerely hope people will send Steven Cole postcards.