My comedian buddy from LA, Skyler Stone, texted to see how the town was holding up.
I replied, "Dude this sucks. Snow has nowhere to go. But to show solidarity for my female dog who stands in drift to urinate with her you-know-what resting in the cold stuff, I'm jumping into snow banks to piss balls deep in snow. Hey, no one wants an Egypt in their home, right?"
My neighbors are not so amused but no one ever said I was a part of the clean club. I hope you are finding humor as a way to cope.
#LaughFest is just a little over a month away.
(sound of soap bar being inserted in my mouth)
