These horny birds were left with no one to love this past Christmas and were last seen shamelessly offering great deals of better than 75% off in their Cash for Ass campaign.
Since Michigan is having a slightly downturn in the economy, even our penguins have had to get creative by gang banging on crowded bread racks seeking the attention at our local Family Fare Grocery.
Mitt Romney was seen at this same grocery store later this same day and while he did not talk about the impact of global warming on these Tuxedo wearing ice bunk buddies, but he did remind them that a marriage is between a man and a woman.
He added, should Same Sex marriage pass in this country as it has in almost every other civilized modern society, then a man may find these always ready for the Opera furry buddies as a potential mate.
While his message was solemn, he lost them when he warned of a coming slippery slope.
It had skied off left his tongue when the throng of black and white mates began to rub up and down each other as they prepared to engage in this naturally playful behaviour in an effort to satisfy their furry needs.
As the penguins oiled themselves up for some good old fashioned belly bumping, Mitt just hung his head low. Out of touch and not sure what to do he murmured he had to get going to the new JW Marriott downtown to drop off more copies of Book of Mormon with a new forward by Richard M DeVos.
Michigan voters will not be fooled this time around with non-issues. The penguins watched Michigan write hate into their constitution and just as fast, God punished their state by making them dead last in everything.
Penguins known for family values, also know it is really better in states like Massachusetts for many people because it does allow gay marriage. If it wasn't so bad for people in Mass., then why are they at the top in every way? Mitt has a great state so why not try to export the good love happening in Mass.?
If the penguins get it, then why can't the candidates. Maybe they should go to the birds and the bees to see what the real problems are that are facing our country ...and our world.
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